I have a special request for all the genius inventors out there: Please invent something that you can implant into the brain of a little girl so that it would be impossible for her to have thoughts about boys. You parents of pre-teens, tweens, and teen girls can get with me on this.

It would be a simple little device that would block and prevent all signals sent and received by the organ that stimulates that part of the brain that triggers sexual attraction, urges, thoughts, and desires. The Psycho-preventative Pleasure Device (PPD) would be implanted at a predetermined age, begin blocking, and then when the female reaches “the age of reason,” around 35, the PPD dissolves, releasing an antidote that reverses the blocking effect.

And just so you know I’m not being sexist, a similar PPD would be available for boys.

By TC Conner

Pro hobbyist photographer, drone enthusiast, musician, husband and father.

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